A Corvair, of course!
Let's see, I'm 59 years old and tryin' ta remember...
Yes, I think I've got it...
1971, travelling eastbound on the 101 Ventura freeway, passing Thousand Oaks and approachinng the Westlake Blvd offramp, heading to my job as a pump jockey at Jack Galley's Mobil. Speeding in my 1965 turbocharged Corvair Corsa coupe. Doin' maybe 75 at age 18, and nailed by the CHP (
California
Highway
Patrol).
Let's see... I've had about six speedin' tickets in my life, and two of them were on a motorcycle. ALL of the speeding tickets that I received in a car over the years were received while driving a
C O R V A I R!!! The very first was already described above, when I was 18. Tickets number 2 and 3 were both given on the same day, in IOWA (the "speed trap state" in 1981, as far as I was concerned by the end of the day). I was hot-doggin' it from Lake Tahoe, California to New Jersey in my white 1965 Corsa coupe, with my wife at my side and my two children in the back seat. We were heading to New Jersey to ship the car to Bremerhaven, West Germany, as we were returning at the end of my leave to my Air Force assignment at a microwave communications relay site at Bann, Germany (near Ramstein Air Base and Kaiserslautern, in Southwest Germany). The speed limit at that time was the dreaded double-nickel (55), all over the country. I believe my first ticket on that day was for traveling at 62MPH, and my second was for about 57MPH. No warnings, no pity, no forgiveness for a military guy going back overseas to serve his country, with his wife and two kids in tow. Just two Iowa-based speeding tickets. For a long time after that I resented the fact that we owned an Amana RadarRange microwave oven, that was manufactured in Amana, Iowa. Every time I popped some popcorn or heated some food in that microwave I was reminded of my Iowa speeding tickets!
I said four tickets in a Corvair. Number four was issued electronically in Germany. My Corvair was photographed by a radar-controlled camera on the Autobahn, near a construction area close to Frankfurt. I received the ticket in the mail, and paid it at the Bundespost (Post Office) near our home at Vogelweh military housing. Pretty-darn efficient, those German Polizei!
My last speeding ticket was received in 1985 while riding my Honda CB-1100F motorcycle on a quiet Sunday morning, for doing 60MPH in a 55 zone (nationwide 55, remember!) I was in uniform, on the 101 Ventura Freeway, heading for Van Nuys to work with an Air National Guard unit (I was an Air Force instructor and technical advisor). It was a sunny, quiet Sunday morning near Newbury Park (only about five miles from the location on that very same freeway where I had received my very first ticket 14 years earlier!) Four lanes, good weather, wide open, no other traffic at all! I graciously received my ticket for going 60MPH in a 55 (on a freeway designed for 70MPH), and the CHP officer also lectured me for being unsafe (at any speed?)... Sorry Ralph.
Anyway, 1985 was my last speeding ticket... until 26 years later -- almost forgot -- when I was caught doing 70 (well, maybe 80) in a 55 on a rural highway near our North Carolina home -- damn quiet Lexus -- damn high-powered aluminum V8 -- I didn't even notice my speed until I saw the blue light special in my rear view mirror! Just takin' the wife out to breakfast on a quiet Sunday mornin' I was! Oh well!
So, in spite of my two 1300cc motorcycles -- one of 'em a Suzuki Hayabusa that's good for an honest 200MPH (although I am not), I've been pretty good for the last 27 years -- only one ticket in over a quqrter century. The Lexus is gone... traded in on a 1966 Corvair Corsa. But come to think of it, all of my other speeding tickets that I received in cars were received in Corvairs! Maybe I'm in trouble!!